I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
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DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
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it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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