R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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