Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
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I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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