Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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