Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
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dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
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Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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