i was rollin on her like bob the builder
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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