respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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