lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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