your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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