i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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