not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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