Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
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I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
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remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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