Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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