Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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