do herpes really smell.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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