HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
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Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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