This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Shame is for Republicans.
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