ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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