his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize