Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
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Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
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The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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