Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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