Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
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Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
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I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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