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Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.

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(716): View more from New York

i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.

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(214): View more from Texas

Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.

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(801): View more from Utah

I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.

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(276): View more from Virginia

Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.

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(806): View more from Texas

Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy

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(646): View more from New York

no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it

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