I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
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People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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