Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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