We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
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I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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