he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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