I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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