white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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