he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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