john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
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I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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