You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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