so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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