He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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