I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
She tied me up with her honor cords...
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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