if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
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you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
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I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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