I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
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after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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