season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
They have beer where we have blood.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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