I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
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I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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