Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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