But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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