I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
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do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
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i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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