I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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