I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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