cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
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I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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