Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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