Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
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you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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