I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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