Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
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