Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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