best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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