Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
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I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
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Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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