Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
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ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
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would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
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Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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