Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
